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It’s wicked fun to be competent to text your guy anytime, anyplace and get him all hot and bothered with endless sexy texting ideas. Here’s 3 hot texting ideas to use on your guy right now.
3 THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW TO CREATE A SEXY TEXT MESSAGE
Tip #1: Know what your man does to you that’s a turn on
What regarding your man is so sexy to you that he does in and out of the bedroom? Make a list as long as you may and write it down. If you may think of 10 to 20 things he does that turns you on, that’s a great start.
Tip #2: Know what turns on your guy that you do to HIM
What with regards to you turns on your guy? What drives him wild when it comes to what you do to him…what you wear…what you say when you are together? Brainstorm and make a list as long as you may and write it down.
Tip #3: Create explicit descriptive images
If you have ever read any erotica, you know how masterfully the writer may explicitly describe a hot and steamy scene that may get you aroused in a heartbeat. Well, a sexy text is made up of words that will create the same kind of steamy images in your guy’s mind. You may give rise to hot and sexy text messages out of normal, even boring, activities…REALLY!
3 SEXY TEXT MESSAGES TO TRY RIGHT NOW TO TURN ON YOUR GUY
Sexy Text Message #1
You: “Hey babe. I’m doing my laundry and I’m keeping something that made me get hot thinking regarding you…”
Him: “Yeah. What’s that?”
You: “A pair of shorts. You looked so hot in your bike shorts yesterday. I couldn’t keep my eyes off your sexy bulge.”
Him: “You couldn’t huh?:)”
You: “I wanted so seriously to pull you close to me and grab hold your xxxxx and start out xxxxx it.”
Him: “I’ll fetch some whipped cream over tonight and let you do it to me all night long!”
You: “Can’t wait:)”
Sexy Text Message #2
You: “Hey babe. I just got out of the shower and started massaging my body lotion all over me. I got hot thinking with regards to something you do to me…”
Him: “You know I love to do all kinds of things to you. Which one are you thinking of?”
You: I’m thinking with regards to how aroused I get when you give my hard nipples a twist with your magic fingers and then gently bite them.”
Him: “Can you touch your nipples right now for me and tell me how it feels?”
You: “Yes baby I can…”
Sexy Text Message #3
You: “Hey babe. I’m getting ready to go to work. I’ve got something in my hands that made me think of you and I’m getting turned on…”
Him: “Whatcha got in your hot little hands?”
You: “I’ve got my favored red lipstick in my hands…”
Him: “Yeah, you look hot with that color on.”
You: “I’m thinking regarding how I love to kiss your neck and nibble on your earlobes while I’m sitting on your lap.”
See how easy it is to take something general you’re doing and combine it with bright images of something that turns on your guy and use it to send a sexy text?
The more personal, the more explicit and descriptive the hotter and sexier your text message will be.
Send these kinds of sexy texts to your guy and revel in the response you’ll get. It’s wicked fun to be competent to turn on your guy by sending him hot and sexy texts anytime and anywhere. He’ll be altogether distracted thinking lusty thoughts in regards to you.
Thats All Im Through
At a sure time in life, we all come to realize what is veritably important to us and what just doesn’t matter. For Shirley MacLaine, that time is now. In this wise, witty, and fearless collection of little observations and big-picture questions, she shares with readers all those things that she is over dealing with in life, in love, at home, and in the more spectacular world . . . as well as the things she will never get over, no matter how long she lives.
Among the things that Shirley is over: humans who repeat themselves (“when you didn’t care what they said the initial time”); conservatives and liberals; ill-mannered young people; the poison of celebrity (“Why do so some persons want to be widely known and esteemed when they see how it may demolish your life?”); being polite to boring persons (“If they won’t stop talking, I go into a trance and meditate”); getting older in Hollywood (“How peaceful it is not to have to look exceptionally finelooking anymore or to wear a size 6”).
In the opposite camp, there are a great deal of things Shirley will never get over: good lighting (“Marlene Dietrich taught me how to light myself”); pretty costars (“The vanity of male actors is an out of the question wall to scale”); performing live (“Yes, it is better than sex”); and above all, brave humans with curious minds (“Fear is the most powerful weapon of mass destruction”).
Along the way, she recalls stories of galore of the true greats she has known—Alfred Hitchcock, Elizabeth Taylor, Frank Sinatra, the two Jacks (Lemmon and Nicholson)—and ruminates on the state of Hollywood past and present. She recollects her relationships and romances with politicians (including two prime ministers), scientists, journalists, and costars.
An unabashed seeker of truth and unrepentant free spirit, Shirley looks squarely at a world that may irritate, confuse, and provoke her, but that may also delight her with it is beauty, humor, and future promise. Reading I’m Over All That will make you feel you have been reunited with an old friend who tells it like it is but never takes herself too seriously.
Shirley MacLaine may be over all that, but this irresistible book ensures that we will never get over her.
“In this third act of my life, much has become clearer. So much is over, and I am over so much. . .”
Review“The most revealing book of her career.” —Parade
“One-of-a-kind wit.” —Vanity Fair
About the AuthorShirley MacLaine—Oscar, three-time Emmy, and ten time Golden Globe-winning actress—has appeared in more than fifty films, has been nominated for an Academy Award six times, and received the Oscar for Best Actress in 1984 (Terms of Endearment). Additionally, she was esteemed with the 1999 Golden Bear Award for lifetime accomplishment at the Berlin International Film Festival and the 1998 Cecil B. DeMille Award for great contribution to the amusement field. She has likewise won two British Academy Awards, two German Silver Bear and Golden Camera awards, two Volpi Cup awards at the Venice Film Festival, two Donatello awards in Italy, and New York Film Critics and Los Angeles Film Critics Awards. A longtime outspoken advocate for civil rights and literties, Shirley is the author of ten global bestsellers: Sage-ing While Age-ing, Out on a Leash, The Camino, Don’t Fall off the Mountain, You Can Get There From Here, Out on a Limb, Dancing in the Light, It’s All in the Playing, Going Within, Dance While You Can, and My Lucky Stars. She lives in Malibu, California and Santa Fe, New Mexico.
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Overture All life, even the cruelest drama and most ludicrous comedy, is a form of show business, a kind of performance, and I have been lucky sufficient to have produced the moving picture show of my own life. I have starred in it, formulated it, written it, directed it—even furnished and disseminated it. What’s even better is that I get to rerun it now and then, to see things I might have missed back then. In this third act of my life, much has become clearer. So much is over, and I am over so much. I have learned to ease up on worry, scheming for films or roles, planning for better surroundings, and sentiment anger at all our leaders who operate politically rather than humanely. Yes, I am over all that. I’m over listening to advertisements, the latest fashions (I never was much for that), events I will have to attend in order to be seen, red carpet madness. I’m getting more and more free from the expected values of the external world. In fact, the one worry I can’t seem to give up and get over is a lingering fear that being a reclusive, happy, older woman may not be wholly healthy. But who says so? I’m not fascinated in parties, new outfits (only comfortable ones), being socially acceptable, and whether I’ll be on anyone’s so-called A-list. My goodness, what a way to live! I’m not over going to the movies, seeing live theater, hearing symphonies, eating a good dinner (I’m learning to dine out alone), attending a worthy charity event (for half an hour), visiting a sick friend, or taking treats and toys to the animal shelter. I am over what other persons think (I got over that a long time ago), and attempting to persuade them to come around to my point of view with regards to anything. One thing will always be a neverending with me. I have a guiding sense of curiosity. I will never get over asking Why. This questioning has been with me all my life. It is my sustenance, my inspiration, my joy, and my intellectual feed and color. I will never be over my search for the Big Truths. And I’m not the only one. Most humans I’ve met around the world believe we are not alone in the universe but will not talk when it comes to this in an open way because they’re terrified of being humiliated publicly for their beliefs. Some scientists, academics, and movers and shakers I’ve met were even reluctant to talk about it privately because of how they might be perceived. (Just another reason I revere the brilliant and fearless Stephen Hawking!) Everywhere I’ve traveled in the world I’ve found that persons are looking for something to fill the loneliness inside them; they are after what I think of as “The Big Truth.” It doesn’t matter how wealthy or well located they are; after surface talking, joking, eating, Hollywood gossip, and cultural politeness, the speech always turns to why are we here, what is the point of life, is God real, are we alone in the universe? That’s because, like me, most humans have realized that cash isn’t the answer to their emptiness. In fact, it now and again contributes to it because the management of cash (or the fear of not having enough) distracts them from any real examination of what is actually bothering them. So I’ve concluded that for us to get to the Bigger Truths, there is much for us to get over. I’ve had a good time exploring what I’ve at last gotten over and what I will never get over . . . from the ridiculous to the Big Sublime. I’m glad I am in the third act of my life. I have loved my ride and am now appreciating relinquishing the reins and looking back. Sometimes I feel an unbearable ecstasy of loneliness for a great deal of of my past, wishing now that I had been so much more present then. Sometimes I feel it all happened to somebody else, and I long to get the “me” of it all back. How could I have done so much, been so galore places, known so some people—and now it is all past, gone, memories of colorful stories like little movies attached to the celluloid of my brain tissue. Every now and then the little movies turn themselves on, wanting to be rerun. What didn’t I see then? What deeper meaning did I miss? Where are those actors and actresses and politicians from my past now? They are still with me, in all the things they taught me, the memories of the times we shared. Fascinating and gifted people, mind-expanding conversations, and curiosity regarding the future—those are things I will never get over. On with the show! © 2011 Shirley Maclaine
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Most helpful client reviews
119 of 124 people found the following review helpful.
 Interesting, Unflinchingly Honest and Witty
By O. Brown
****
This is a delightful book written in a conversational style as the author ponders life and the wisdom she has gained after 76 years; the book is filled with agreeably diverting anecdotes that illustrate her points. It is unflinchingly honorable and witty.
There are 50 chapters, numerous of them short, each a discussion of one idea the author wants to exaggerate upon. My favorites are: “I Am Over Fear Taught In the Name of Religion” (Did you recognise that Shirley MacLaine discussed religious matters with Mother Theresa?), “I’m Over Feeling I Need My Family Around Me At Thanksgiving And Christmas” (an understandingly very short chapter!), “I’m Over Being Polite To People With Closed Minds”, and “I Wonder If I Will Be Over The Drama Of 2012″.
The author muses regarding such diverse subjects as terrorism and airline security and TSA, her experiences of past lives (of course) and her interest in UFO’s (again, of course), homeopathy, “smalk” (otherwise known as “small talk”, fame and celebrity, the Founding Fathers, 2012, and so much more.
I enjoyed that Shirley MacLaine doesn’t bow to social expectations. I was pleasantly occupied to read how she defines her life and lives as she wants to. I was impressed that she has lived a full and arousing and attention holding life by perpetually surmounting her fears.
This is a fine and provocative celebrity memoir, and whether or not you agree with the author’s beliefs, you will surely find her book interesting!
Recommended.
****
60 of 64 persons found the following review helpful.
The Moving Picture Show Of Her Own Life
By prisrob
Shirley MacLaine has lived her life following her own dreams and dreams of her other beings, and she has no apologies for that. In fact, she is so over that! What others say regarding her play no share in her life. She came to the fork in the road and took the one she wanted. She has learned to ease up on her worries, fears, anxieties, anger and has become free of expected values of others. I am so with her.
Shirley Maclaine is well known for her a good deal of and varied views. She backs up all of her beliefs with her experiences in life. Some of her views are uttermost to a great deal of of the masses, but that does not worry Shirley. She knows she is ten years in front of the rest of us. Her life has become a culmination of searching for what is real in life and what has been, and how she has grown. The one worry she does have is marveling if it is healthful in getting a reclusive, happy older woman. She doesn’t worry regarding being seen, fashion, being socially acceptable, and being on the A-list. She does have a sense of curiosity, and she will never get over asking ‘Why’? And, she believes that we are all seeking to find what it is that fills our loneliness, ‘The Big Truth’. But, to get to the Big Truth we have a lot to get over, and Shirley Maclaine is going to support us understand.
This is such a well written, humorous but severe book. It may be one of her best. The experience and wisdom of her years is well worth reading. She has divided her book into 50 chapters. Some on which she is so over and others on how she will never or does not want to get over. Each chapter is filled with stories of her life. She does give name galore names of her past lovers, and why they so excessively affected emotionally her. Much of the book is written with regards to her mystical experiences and her past lives. The older I get the more I believe that I have been there, done that, a little more than deja vous. Her dog, Terry, is one of the most necessary relationships in her life. She tells us she has at long last learned unconditional love. One chapter that spoke to me is that of getting over persons who have closed minds. It is a no win circumstance and just builds up frustration. Shirley believes that close mindedness is the loss of remembering who we genuinely are and has a base in fear of the unknown. She is so over conservatives and liberals. Everyone has a faith scheme and it changes and waxes and wanes as we mature. She is not over having her hair colored, however. Why do I so relate to that? And, she is not over yet. Shirley has much to do. She loves her life, she has a one woman show. She has Spiritual boot camps at her ranch in New Mexico. And, she says our own perfection is yet to be reached, but that is what gives us intent in life.
The book is all over the place, but it is highly entertaining. Just as you are absorbing the unusual, she says something that is more astounding, but in some manner rings true. I was perpetually amazed, and this is a page turner. It is likewise a book that keeps your mind moving and re-thinking your own perceptions. I like to think I have an open mind and want to learn all I can. Shirley Maclaine is way in front of me and always has been. But she is more than willing to share. And one power I wish I had is this, “Often I ask my Higher Self which way to go in a traffic jam.”
Highly Recommended. prisrob 04-12-11
The Camino : A Journey of the Spirit
Sage-ing While Age-ing
31 of 34 people found the following review helpful.
 Thoughts on life by Shirley MacLaine
By Rama Rao
Shirley MacLaine captured the minds and heart of millions of fans by galore of her best performances in various Hollywood movies, exceptionally the Academy award winning movie “Apartment” with Jack Lemmon. In this book she shares very intimate and more or less disputable ideas of life, but this is not unexpected from Shirley as she always has been a social revolutionary. She says that she has learned to ease up on worry, scheming for films or roles, planning for better surroundings, and sentiment anger at American leaders who operate politically rather than humanely. She says; she is getting freer from the expected values of the external world. In fact, the one worry she can’t seem to give up and get over is the fear of being lonely. Her thoughts, at times becomes rather intense and metaphysical; when she observes that she has found that humans are looking for something to fill the loneliness inside them; It doesn’t matter how wealthy or well located they are, the thought turns to why are we here, what is the point of life, is God real, are we alone in the universe?
When she was in 50s, MacLaine says that she was unhappy at getting a lot of grandmother roles, even though in her own mind, she is still young and bouncy. She speaks very candidly regarding her best friend Elizabeth Taylor, whom she calls, a very down-to-earth person, loyal, amusive and a woman to be adored completely. MacLaine is honorable with regards to open marriage, sex and living fully. She insists that having an open mind when it comes to life is helpful. She admits she had had “an aweinspiring lot of lovers”. She many times fell for the leading men she worked with, even though she wasn’t attracted to Jack Lemmon, her co-star in The Apartment, because he was too nice, or Jack Nicholson, whom she starred with in Terms of Endearment, because he was too dangerous.
MacLaine is tremendously gifted and a gifted woman who shares her ideas in regards to everything that matters, from religion to politics and philosophy. Reading her story is a joy.
1. Out on a Leash: Exploring the Nature of Reality and Love
2. The Camino : A Journey of the Spirit
3. My Lucky Stars: A Hollywood Memoir
4. Going Within
5. Sage-ing While Age-ing
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